Let’s recap what Zoe has done since showing up in Shortland Street:
She applied for a job as Chris’ PA after embellishing her resumé. Then it became very clear that she was unqualified.
After being threatened with dismissal, she faked cancer.
She then used this fake cancer as leverage to seduce Chris, and he only found out after Kate told him.
She lied some more about her ex-fiance being abusive.
Chris forgave her for all of this, but she still fell in love with someone else – his son, Finn.
Also, remember when she first showed up as Nicole and Vinnie’s entitled “Room Rover” guest?
(Yes, that was just after Leanne found out that she had osteoporosis).
In my opinion, the most memorable thing about the character was her throwaway line after the Followers of the Light debacle.
“I know what you guys are going through. I was in London, like, two bombings ago. Horrendous.”
Also, is it me, or is she on every single episode? Girl, shut it down. Go on holiday for two months or something.
Anyway, onto other things.
Dawn had a horrible week.
Dylan dumped her after accusing her of being a “grief vampire” (is that a thing?).
Then she was attacked by the mysterious serial rapist who is on the loose.
But the highlight of this week was this:
This storyline has finally fallen into place after months of nothing happening. Now Frank is really in a quandary – if he continues to investigate Dylan, he’ll probably lose Kylie, which is exactly what Dylan wants. Now can we have more of this, and less of Zoe, please?
Leanne had some interesting material this week too. Am I the only one who likes her bizarre spiritual/psychic group?
I loved Nicole’s reference to PM Jacinda Ardern while Leanne was discussing challenging the leadership in her psychic group. “Alright, Jacinda.”
Leanne really loves her bizarre metaphors doesn’t she? “I like to catch my flies with honey.”
First, the recipe. A while ago I attempted to make vegan sushi with a friend, and it was a success!
For the tomato “tuna” we used this recipe except we soaked the “tuna” slices in a combination of flaxseed oil and kelp powder.
After following their steps for four medium sized tomatoes, add the tomato slices to a bowl and add 1 tsp kelp powder and a few tablespoons of flaxseed oil (use olive oil if you don’t have flax oil).
Stir until all the tomato slices are covered.
Let marinate in the fridge for at least a couple of hours.
Then spread on a baking sheet. Preheat oven at lowest setting (~80°C for my oven) and leave it in for one or two hours until the texture is more like raw fish and less juicy (I was impatient and only left it in for 30 minutes and it was fine, but longer would be better I think).
For the “California” roll, we used vegan seaweed “fish”, which I found at my local vegan grocery. We roasted it in the oven at 180°C for about 20 minutes from frozen, shredded it, and placed it in a bowl. If you cannot find vegan fish, use some sort of vegan “chicken” and shred it finely. Gardein chick’n strips would probably work just fine. Then add a bit of vegan mayo and stir together in a bowl.
Take your sushi rolling device and cut a piece of clingfilm to wrap around it.
Then place a nori sheet on the sushi rolling device, and press some prepared sushi rice on it. Make sure to cover the whole nori with rice, but don’t make it too thick! We tried to make the rice layer as thin as possible, but upon eating it, we decided that there was still probably a bit too much rice in it.
Then flip it over onto the clingfilm wrapped roller.
After flipping, make a layer of sliced avocado and some of the vegan fish mixture close to the side which you will roll from.
Then carefully and slowly turn the nori over the sushi filling until it is completely rolled.
Then place the pieces of the tomato tuna on top, and slice. Serve with soy sauce and wasabi.
Continue reading for Shortland Street….
As you may know, I am a huge fan of Shortland Street, so we will be discussing this on the blog heaps.
Shortland Street has been epic the past couple of months.
Zoe got a job as Chris Warner (the CEO of the hospital)’s PA and quickly decided that they were meant to be together. So, like any normal person, upon finding out that he had recently gone into remission after treatment for leukemia, she faked cancer.
Her sister, Kate, eventually found out about this and threatened to tell Chris. Of course, this scene happened right outside Chris’ office, so he heard them yelling.
A very dramatic cliffhanger ensued.
Kate finding out that Zoe lied about the cancer
She eventually did tell Chris. Of course, both he and Kate both forgave Zoe within a week. Mo (Kate’s boyfriend) was the only one who harboured resentment towards her. He’s the only one who’s been sensible about all this.
Mo’s reaction
Zoe then got pregnant by Chris. After this, Chris found out about another set of lies that she had told him (pretending that her ex-fiance was abusive, etc) and cut off their relationship.
Then more drama ensued.
Zoe and Chris found out that their baby had a high chance of having Down syndrome. Chris said all the wrong things to her afterwards, assuming that she would want an abortion – “There are other options if you don’t want to have this baby”.
As a result she found support from Finn, Chris’ son, and they grew close.
She became very concerned about the pregnancy after visiting Chris’ disabled sister Amanda. She later ran into the chief of the medical council that had suspended Finn after finding out about his drink driving (he ran over Nicole!).
Zoe conveniently recommended that the chief have dinner at the IV pub ‘across the road’, where Finn works. As a result, the chief would see him working as a waiter, and also see that he was humbled by his suspension.
Amazingly, this worked and the medical council immediately reinstated him and now he can go back to work as a surgeon.
Finn in glee after being reinstated
Of course, right after this, Finn and Zoe grew even closer and then kissed (ugh).
What followed were a series of awkward scenes – one in which Zoe was defending Finn but ended up saying “I just want to see those hands do more than pour drinks”.
Kate returned from her very long trip with Mo, and immediately guessed that there was someone else that Zoe was interested in.
Kate can’t believe how immature her sister is
She found out that her bed had been used, and accused Zoe of sleeping in it with someone.
In other news, Harper finally gave birth and she and Drew are loving their new roles as parents.
Harper and Drew with Billy
And there is a hot new doctor in town, Lincoln (Link!)
New ED registrar, Link
Within the course of one week, Jack (left, above) got together with a guy called Connor, found out that Link and Connor were a couple, and revealed that he was the “other man” that Connor had cheated on Link with.
Link blamed himself for Connor’s cheating, and then Connor broke up with him after Link decided that he couldn’t do the whole open relationship thing.
What followed was an odd scene in which Link said to Jack:
“On the bright side I get to keep you.”
“What?”
“In the breakup. He gets the good armchair and the nonstick frying pan, but I get Jack.”
Huh?
“I don’t know how to feel about that.”
Soon after, Nicole, Jack and Link go out clubbing. Link and Nicole bond over their recent breakups (Nicole’s marriage to Vinnie has recently dissolved).
In a shocking twist, Nicole and Link have sex, after shooting up MDMA or whatever one does with MDMA.
The really gross part is that they have sex in Mo and Kate’s bed after going home with Jack. And Jack walks in on them. Ugh.
Leanne (Nicole’s mum) catches Nicole sneaking home, and figures out that she’s been with someone.
“Where were you?”
“Um, at at the IV and club.”
“Oh, is that where you took your dress off?”
Needless to say, she’s not impressed. She demands to know who it was, under the pretext that she needs to know whether it was a man or a woman in case Nicole is on “that slippery slide back to lesbianism” because she claims it might be “confusing” to Nicole’s 3 year old son.
Nicole refuses to tell her, so she assumes it was a woman.
Leanne’s disapproval
Leanne’s been on a roll this week.
The next day, Leanne continues to prod her – “You’re only this secretive when there is a woman involved!”
Nicole later tells her that her one night stand was with a gay man.
It’s all very shocking. Then Leanne finds Nicole hugging Jack, and thinks that she was with him, even though Jack is only 19 years old! Or, as Leanne says, “he’s a baby, a gay baby”.
Being the busybody of the show, she prods Jack about it. “I saw you at the bar last night, and your body language was X rated.”
She tells Kate and Mo about this.
WTF?
Then they confront Jack about this. He insists it is false, but they don’t believe him, so he asks Nicole to confirm.
Nicole is horrified
She admits that it was her and “Dr Smartass” (Mo’s saying).
