Esther and Curtis finally kissed this week.
How long have we been waiting for this moment? Two years? These two have been dancing around each other ever since Curtis returned to Ferndale a year and a half ago (and even before he left the show the first time!). We had to sit through months of them looking at each other longingly, culminating with Finn offering to pay him $10,000 just to leave town. Then there was Curtis’ desperately boring relationship with Becky. Thank god that’s over. Anyway..
Also this week, Nicole decided to make up for not celebrating Halloween by wearing something approximating a polar bear costume.
I rarely have anything to say about people’s outfits on this show, but I had to mention this one. It’s November in Auckland, not the dead of winter in Invercargill/Antarctica.
Damo took Dawn to a beauty salon before her wedding, which caused her skin to have an allergic reaction, and made Damo’s face look like this:
In the end, Dawn and Ali got married without a hitch, so that was lovely.
Kylie decided that she absolutely has to marry Dylan, a man who she’s been with for barely a month, who just attempted suicide two weeks ago, and who has three dead wives, one of whom is her sister. What could possibly go wrong?
I guess she and Frank got married after being together for only two weeks, so this shouldn’t be too surprising.
Last but not least, Damo took Donny and Pele to the zoo, and left Pele, a four year old kid with diabetes, at the zoo alone, assuming that Lincoln would come pick him up. So responsible!
